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The official creed of the believers in All Gone Wrong
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Here's the official creed of the believers in All Gone Wrong (courtesy of Dodgy Geezer):

I believe in Global Warming,
Which will destroy heaven & earth unless we change our ways.
I believe in Al Gore,
Who conceived the Internet
And the Hockey-Stick Graph, born of Professor Mann.
It suffered under McIntyre and McKitrick,
Was crucified, disproven, and was buried.
It was cast on the reject pile.
On the third day It rose again.
It was published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Science,
And is displayed in a prominent position in all IPCC literature.
It will apply again as soon as global temperatures start rising.
I believe in the Carbon Dioxide tipping point,
The IPCC Assessment Reports,
A Carbon Dioxide sensitivity figure of about three watts per square metre,
The accuracy of GCMS,
An anthropic cause for all climate variation after 1970,
& grants everlasting.

AMEN.
It is our attitude toward free thought and free expression that will determine our fate. There must be no limit on the range of temperate discussion, no limits on thought. No subject must be taboo. No censor must preside at our assemblies.

–William O. Douglas, U.S. Supreme Court Justice, 1952
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